An arab at airport:
- Name?
- Abdul AlRazhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
...- No, no, I mean male or female
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, deer run to fast!